Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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