Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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