i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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