what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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