just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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