if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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