he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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