Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize