he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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