just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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