this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
