Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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