Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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