Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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