I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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