You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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