My Higher Power is John Stamos
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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