My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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