the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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