would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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