I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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