so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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