Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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