No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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