can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
