talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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