This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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