By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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