You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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