yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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