I hate all girls vehemently.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
