oh god the rape fog is back!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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