in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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