pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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