That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
