were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish you could order shots online.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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