Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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