If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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