Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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