OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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