Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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