either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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