ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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