what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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