508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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