You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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