And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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