I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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