Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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