seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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