Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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