Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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