Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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